the painter

xDD den alten englisch text müsste schon uralt sein, ich hab den i-wo in meinem pc gefunden...naja so lustig ist der auch nicht, aber ich denke ich hab den früher gemocht, naja egal...xD

(kp ob man auch englische texte hier austellen kann...)

Hello! I am Mr. Fischer and as my name already says, I am a Fisherman.

At a sunny morning, I was at the harbour and wanted to go fishing, when a nice woman came to me and said: „Hello, fisherman! My chef wants to see you. Come with me, please.” But I did not know who her chef is, so I ask her: „Who is you chef?” “My chef is a famous Painter”, she said. “Hm…and what want your ‘famous Painter’ from me?”, I ask.
“He wants to paint you, he gives you ten pounds” I was a bit sceptical. ”Hm…” “Is all right Sir?”, she asks
“For only ten pounds, I do not let me paint, when I have to wash the colour out off my skin, after that!”